Difference between mom and I

As soon as we reached the grocerry store. My mom turned to fruits aisle. Few apples, couple of tomatoes, a piece of watermelon etc2.
Yours trully on the other hand, while humming her favorite song, she glided gracefully torward snack aisle. one canister of pringles, a bag of chitato, and one beng2, done. Wait why don't I add one pack of gum, a bag of cheetos, oh and where are those chocolate bar. The one that u can't get enough just in one bite. Oh there it go, one and two, well three weren't hurt.

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